A lady opened her refrigerator and saw a rabbit sitting on one of the shelves,
"What are you doing in there?" she asked.
The rabbit replied,
"This is a Westinghouse, isn't it?"
The lady confirmed,
"Well," the rabbit said,
I know... a hare corny!
But everyone should laugh at least once a day.
Not much doing here today...
getting the man up and into the shower...
not as easy as it sounds, actually.
When we first decided to live together,
we had a conversation about what things we did NOT
like about our ex-spouses.
My #1 complaint about X was his explosive temper.
One moment nice... the next BOOM!
(No, no physical stuff... just instant extreme anger.)
The #1 complaint he had about his X...
nagging to the nth degree.
We promised to try to avoid these issues.
So, when I was asked to be sure he woke up and got around at 8:00AM...
I gave it a shot.
The man is NOT an early bird.
"Randy... you told me to wake you at 8:00."
"Randy... you told me to wake you at 8:00...
"I'm working on it."
"Randy... you're mom's on the phone."
"I didn't hear the phone ring... I'm working on it."
"Randy... it's 8:30. You made me promise to wake you."
I took his covers.
He snoozed on.
Frustration was setting in...
Clearly I needed assistance...
I showed Roxy a dog treat and led her...
anxiously sniffing to the side of the bed...
I pushed the dog treat next to his naked butt...
I have never seen him move so fast!