Some nitwit peed in the water supply!
Gratefully it was not MY water supply... but one to
the north, that was close enough to make our news.
Come to think of it, its kind of funny...
I like to call it P- land anyway.
(Irony... you gotta love it.)
Okay, if I'm honest when I heard this upon waking this morning
my response was to laugh.
Yes, yes, I know... "germs, disease, infection!"
(as Lucy would say when Snoopy kissed her)
It really is gross and who knows, he could have hepatitis or some other dread
illness that can be passed thru urine.
That's serious stuff and not what made me laugh.
Here's this young man, sort of spraddle legged walking
across the sidewalk to the reservoir ledge
as he fumbles with this zipper,
gets things in hand and lets fly.
This guy is chuckling to himself.
You know he is.
This is his private giggle fest.
hee hee! I'm taking a pee and everybody will drink it
and no one will ever know!
And he does this right smack-daub in front of the surveillance
Marilyn Monroe couldn't have posed better.
Can you say cheese dude?
When he got caught he had the audacity to say
"It's not my fault!"
Hey fella, we saw the video...
no one had a gun to your head
no one was strong-arming you from behind
nobody else had their hands on your
zipper or wanker.
there weren't even any frat brothers daring you to
That was all you bud.
The reason it wasn't his fault,
according to him,
was that the city should have had the reservoir
'cause right after he finished, he knew it was wrong...
and he really felt bad.
We suspected he might be an idiot when he peed for the camera.
But he really proved it when he spoke to the news
and failed to take responsibility.
I don't know about you, but I am really tired of this sort of reasoning.
You hear it all the time on the news these days.
If you watch Judge Judy,
you here it there at least once a show.
The reason I beat my daughter is because her dad left me and I couldn't deal with her, so its her dad's fault that I hit her.
I shot six of my innocent class mates and two teachers
the 8th person I shot used to call me names.
Everything is the fault of someone or something else.
It was only peeing in the water supply, guy.
You had your dick in your hand...
you might as well have used your balls too and owned it.