HI HO

What's that do?

Take a guess...

I am busy being a worker bee these days,

learning my new job.

Well, actually learning all the propaganda...

I mean...

philosophy of the company I now work

for.

Let me say that Herman Hesse would never work there...

or if  he did,

there's a good book in it.

Seriously,

I have had over 20 years of retail experience...almost

all the experience I have under my belt before

working at the school was retail.

I have never had to do workbooks

and  classes on computer

plus watch many short videos

and signed so many documents saying

that I have been given information and understand it.

They would simplify things if they

asked us to sign a form that says we promise not to sue

if we are harmed at work

and that our actions are our actions alone...

and not a reflection of the company policies

if we piss someone off.

So today I look forward to 

6 hours of online classes.

6 hours!

Good lord almighty!

What have I got to learn that I can't get through

without 6 hours more of classes ?

This is NOT brain surgery.

Want to know what my job will be?

"Good morning, thank you for calling BlahBlahBlah.

How may I direct your call?" 

I push a lit up button on a normal looking phone

to put them on hold

while I look on a chart to see what extension they need

and then push two more buttons.

Sometimes I let people into the dressing room.

I count how many things go in...

and how many come out.

You only need to be able to count up to six!

I put things on a rack to be put away later.

If I see something damaged...

I put it into a box.

And of course...
I am nice and helpful to all customers.




Hi ho!